Because you’re worth it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Written back when it was fashionable to make Excel do strange things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Disclaimer: Uses Windows Timers. Probably doesn’t work nowadays. Will spoil your milk, make strong men weep, and turn the weans against you)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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